Joke of the day

    A newly wed couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and
his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs
bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix
it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr.
Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home
from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't
start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you
change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like,
Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and
it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the
roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof!
Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look
like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes
home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing.
So is the car. He asks his wife what happened.
"Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she
says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?"
he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it
for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with
him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?"
asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says,
"Betty Crocker?"