A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent
scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to
the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys
says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?"
"Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent
agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait,"
the guy says. He asks the dog "what does
sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers.
The talent agent gives a condescending blank
stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the
guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns
and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the
greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes
the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough,
boots them out of his office onto the street. And
the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I
shoulda said DiMaggio?"
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