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Friday, 13 March 2015

Joke of the day

   A woman gave birth to a child (female) and so when the daughter grew up, as a good mother she had to advice her and so she said,
           "My daughter you know
            you are just 19years old,
            do not allow any man
            destroy your life for you.
            Do you understand,she
            reply 'yes ma'.
            Listen - Anybody that
            touches your breast say
            in a loud voice ' Don't '
            and anybody that touches
            your virginia also say in a
            very loud voice ' stop '.
   One day the girl was walking alone her street and a man called her,seeing how beautiful she was and how hot her packaging was, looked left and right and immediately touched her breast and virginia at the same time, immediately the girl shouted in a loud voice "Don't Stop" and the rest happened you know......zzzz.
     Few weeks later the lady got pregnant and so her mother called her and said,
             "Didn't I tell you that
               when anybody touches
               your breast you should
               shout in a loud voice
                ' Don't ' and when
               anybody touches your
               virginia you should also
               shout in a loud voice
                ' stop ' "
and so the daughter reply
              "But mother the man
               touched the two at the
               same time and so I
               shouted in a loud voice
               'Don't Stop' "
   Her mother nodded in tears and went away.
     So haven read this, Is it the daughter or the mother's fault ?
           Whose fault is it ???

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